Ah, the perils of old age

[docwebster]

I just phoned in our dinner order for the night and I was wondering why the voice sounded so chirpy. The answer to this dilemma was surprisingly simple, you see.

I had put the phone on the couch and was holding the credit card to my ear.

No, I'm not joking.

Comments

[rubber-shirt.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad you weren't using an electric saw at the time!