Oh, dear Lord, did I need this laugh.
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docwebsterNote: I have pretty much cut and pasted the following, because it's just beyond mere funny. As it's somewhat.. er.. longish, I put it behind a... uh... lj cut. *wince*
(Today's list was originally published on March 8, 2001)
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
A soft drink containing an ingredient of the
impotence drug Viagra was banned recently
by Japanese officials after advertisements
began appearing for the drink, touting it as
"The solution to your nighttime problems."
The Top 12 Signs Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra
12> Available in two terrific flavors: 7" Up and Mount 'n' Do.
11> The wife's pouring it on your corn flakes.
10> Its theme song is "I'd Like To Teach The World To Schwing."
9> As you walk away from the recycling bin, you can hear
the cans un-crushing themselves.
8> Those Mountain Dew guys can finally express their true
feelings for one another.
7> When you shake it up, it pays you 50 dollars.
6> New surprisingly-graphic 7-Up label banned in 37 countries.
5> Severe headache, upset stomach, blue-tinted vision-- oh wait, that's just regular ol' Diet Mountain Dew.
4> The fast food kid's remark: "Oh, it'll be supersized,
alright."
3> When you dump a cooler of it over your coach's head,
his hair goes all Don King.
2> In the blind taste test, it's pretty obvious which one
guys prefer.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra...
1> The Pepsi Challenge now involves a stopwatch, 2 quarts of
Mazola, and the Rockettes.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001, 2003 by Chris White ]
[ To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ]
(Today's list was originally published on March 8, 2001)
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
A soft drink containing an ingredient of the
impotence drug Viagra was banned recently
by Japanese officials after advertisements
began appearing for the drink, touting it as
"The solution to your nighttime problems."
The Top 12 Signs Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra
12> Available in two terrific flavors: 7" Up and Mount 'n' Do.
11> The wife's pouring it on your corn flakes.
10> Its theme song is "I'd Like To Teach The World To Schwing."
9> As you walk away from the recycling bin, you can hear
the cans un-crushing themselves.
8> Those Mountain Dew guys can finally express their true
feelings for one another.
7> When you shake it up, it pays you 50 dollars.
6> New surprisingly-graphic 7-Up label banned in 37 countries.
5> Severe headache, upset stomach, blue-tinted vision-- oh wait, that's just regular ol' Diet Mountain Dew.
4> The fast food kid's remark: "Oh, it'll be supersized,
alright."
3> When you dump a cooler of it over your coach's head,
his hair goes all Don King.
2> In the blind taste test, it's pretty obvious which one
guys prefer.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra...
1> The Pepsi Challenge now involves a stopwatch, 2 quarts of
Mazola, and the Rockettes.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001, 2003 by Chris White ]
[ To subscribe: Top5Classic-subscribe@topica.com ]
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