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(He said, whistling innocently)

What would the best, safest and most cost effective way to get two computers, a monitor, clothes and a smegload of DVDs from the States to Manchester, England? Just askin', nothin' to see here. *whistle innocently*

Date: 2006-09-01 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
1. Attend the US Navy's BUDS course. Qualify as a SEAL.

2. Obtain a surplus submarine with an equally surplus crew.

3. Get an underwater sled and enough waterproof containers to hold the equpment.

Pack the equipment, and lash it and the sled to the submarine. Sneak into British territorial waters. Swin ashore towing the sled. Once ashore, still transport and drive to Manchester.

Simple!

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