Dear sir

[docwebster]

I object in the strongest possible terms to the song which you have just broadcast about the lumberjack who wears womens clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.

Comments

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

"...with a melon???"