England, 932 A.D.

[docwebster]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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[reficul-legna.livejournal.com]

how else would they get to england?

[mrdankelly.livejournal.com]

Not at all. They could be carried.

[not-secure.livejournal.com]

It could grip it by the husk!

[mrdankelly.livejournal.com]

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

[not-secure.livejournal.com]

It could be carried by an African swallow!

[idiomagic.livejournal.com]

You are migrating, you are nuts...coconuts are nuts, therefore they migrate. Logic. Good stuff.

On a practical note, do you have your work visa yet? You have a three months grace period before you need one, but it's a good thing to think about.
And you do know that even if y'all were to get married, there'd be a two year period in which you would have to have up to date visas before citizenship,right? I almost married a Brit a couple of years ago, so I dealt with all the legal/paperwork hassles. To quote Tom Lehr...Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts marching song...And don't solicit for your sister that's not nice, unless you get a fair percentage of her price...
Sorry. Carry on.

[mrdankelly.livejournal.com]

Coconuts are NOT nuts! They are hairy and give milk: therefore they are mammals.

[darkblood777.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting that the koala is also hairy and gives milk, however it is a marsupial. Based on this startling evidence, I can only conclude that the coconut is a marsupial.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Oddly, NPR just did a piece on migrating vegetables.

[celtae.livejournal.com]

....going swallow hunting....purely for research, mind. Let ya know what I discover...

*I'm actually going to go have sex, but the other sounded more intellectual*

[not-secure.livejournal.com]

Does she swallow? nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean?

[celtae.livejournal.com]

*slurp*

*wink*

[not-secure.livejournal.com]

always a wonderful thing.

lol!

[bone-machine18.livejournal.com]

thank you, i just burst out laughing in the silent library
:D

[not-secure.livejournal.com]

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