Pardon me while I gouge my ears out via my toenails with a sledgehammer.

[docwebster]

I'll just be over here, cowering in gibbering, soul-blasted, intellect shrivelled fear, thanks kindly.

The pride of Missouri. Not.

I foolishly listened to about five seconds of "I Wanna Yodel For The Lord", and now must bludgeon my skull with an ice pick until the nightmarish experience goes very far away.

Comments

[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

Aw, you found my website!

*snerk*

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

doc... doc... you foolish, foolish man. wasn't the title enough to warn you off? ah well.. i suppose you've been unhinged ever since torontocon. no man is ever the same after sharing a bed with me, even if it was platonically :D

[helen99.livejournal.com]

Aieee Chihuahua.
Traumatizing.

[ms-tek.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the first good giggle I've had in 48 hours. I listend to that and I am laughing so hard, it's not funny!