Pardon me while I gouge my ears out via my toenails with a sledgehammer.

[docwebster]

I'll just be over here, cowering in gibbering, soul-blasted, intellect shrivelled fear, thanks kindly.

The pride of Missouri. Not.

I foolishly listened to about five seconds of "I Wanna Yodel For The Lord", and now must bludgeon my skull with an ice pick until the nightmarish experience goes very far away.

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[born-to-me.livejournal.com]

Aw, you found my website!

*snerk*