God bless Mark Morford

[docwebster]

Remember a month or so ago in this entry when I told you about James Putz.. I mean, Rutz of Worldnet Daily who put forth the extraordinarily moronic suggestion that soybeans make you gay?

Well, genties and ladlemen, Mark Morford of SFGate.com has an absolute field day with this moron in his latest column. Take it away, Mark:

Oh yes, you knew it. Especially if you are from the far end of the baffled gay-hatin' right-wing mind-set and don't read much and don't really care about pesky stuff like science, or fact, or health, or, you know, actual thought. Yay you!

Yes, you knew there was a threat far, far more dire to your precious child right now than Nancy Pelosi's terrifying agenda or Aaron Sorkin's bewildering dialogue or pagan yoga classes or swell federal abstinence programs that all those hippie perverts on the left claim actually demean and degrade the human sexual animal worse than the thought of Pat Robertson with a lederhosen ball gag but which you really appreciate given how you haven't had sex since, say, the Ford administration.

(Nifty neat userpic courtesy of madsqueeble)

Comments

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

That icon OWNS.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it just? I'll make sure to play War Peegs for you this weekend, by the way.

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

Hee, so glad it pleases. I have another version that follows the meme more closely. Want?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Yupyup.

[keshaphim.livejournal.com]

I MUST HAVE THAT ICON!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

But of course!

[keshaphim.livejournal.com]

I ganked it and gave credit to madsqueeble!

Thanks!

[witchdocktor.livejournal.com]

That article made me laugh a lot, cry a little and I think I peed my pants in fear.