Trunk Slamchest!

[docwebster]

Speaking of Friday night's main event, here is a list of the names they came up with for this lantern jawed moron:


Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Comments

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Wait... that was my list of potential stage names...

The only ones they missed are:
Dick Cockpunch
Punk Girdloin
Scott Corebreach
Thump Whamslap
Don Keypunch
Rock Stoneslab
Buster Hymenoff
Shit Pissfuck
Percy Lipschytz
Vague Bondage
and, of course,
Rusty Groinpull

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

My two faves have to be Gristle McThornBody and Smoke Manmuscle.

Bob... Johnson? Nah.