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docwebster) wrote2007-02-08 11:05 am
docwebster) wrote2007-02-08 11:05 am
Undignified ways to die
By Paul Gilmartin
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venus.
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night.
Getting a life size tattoo of someone your height.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.
Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilt.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
And telling your date's burley dad "Five bucks says I nail'er".
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venus.
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night.
Getting a life size tattoo of someone your height.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.
Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilt.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
And telling your date's burley dad "Five bucks says I nail'er".
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Guy was fucking a chicken on a big pile of boulders, the motion caused a heavy boulder to roll on top of them.
much to the relief of the chicken.
There was a pic in Maxim a few years ago