Oh, sweet Lord of mercy.. *whooping with laughter*

[docwebster]

This is the most incredibly savage movie review I've ever read, for a film called Outtakes. Mind you, I'm just starting to explore Bad Movie Planet, so there may yet be more pummeling, but this review is an all time classic.

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[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

But you know, a part of me was thinking (as I read that review), "Yeah, that sounds bad, but I still bet I've seen worse..."

[ministerofsilly.livejournal.com]

If you enjoy bad movie reviews, you should check out The Filthy Critic:

www.bigempire.com/filthy

His rating scale is done with 1-5 fingers. 2 guesses as to which finger is used for the movies that only recieve "one". :)

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Unfavorable reviews are one of my favorite art forms. (Best critical line ever written, by Dorothy Parker: "This is not a book to be lightly set aside, but rather to be hurled, with great force.")

By the way, if you haven't seen it, prepare yourself for the glory of Ebert's review of Battlefield Earth.