Finally, the perfect.. uh.. something..

[docwebster]

(This post is especially dedicated to hfcougar)

There is a movie that will arrive in 2009. The title is G-Force. No, it has nothing to with the Sandy Frank abomination savaged from Gatchaman. No, I'll let IMDB describe this impending cinematic masterpiece:

A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.

Let me repeat that, friends: A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.

This classic will star Steve Buscemi, Nicholas Cage and a few other people who apparently really needed a paycheck.

The concept for this movie is so sick and wrong I suspect murnkay of being behind it somehow.

Comments

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

ZOMG

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T DO IT!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

You should have, matey, you should have. Now the quetion is, can you top it?

[josette.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Wonderpets to me...currently airing on PBS. Similar in an expect-litigation kind of way.

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

WaaaarPeeeeeeeeeeegs!

[ticktockman.livejournal.com]

Mind you, this isn't the first instance of a guinea pig martial artist saving the world from the forces of evil, oh no it isn't.

Dare we forget Power Rangers: Ninja Storm? The intrepid band of heroes was led by their sensei, Kanoi Watanabi, who was dramatically transformed from human to guinea pig by the villain during an attack in the first episode. Shrunken in size but not in wit, he continued to lead his forces for good.

Finding a photo was not easy, but here's one: http://blog.sanriotown.com/saber:mymelody.com/2007/09/24/sensei-kanoi-watanabe/

See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_Power_Rangers_characters#Sensei_Kanoi_Watanabe

*daha*

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

Wow. The director is a special effects guy and has never directed before. (IMAX Asteroid Adventure does not count, as I doubt he had to direct actors.)

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

I say again... Humanity has jumped the shark.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

That's only logical explanation... the entire Earth is one huge inter-dimensional Tv show, which has, as you said, jumped the shark!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Explains s hell of a lot, doesn't it? Except I think my life's turned into a Tommy Cooper episode.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

PEEG!