docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2003-07-13 10:58 pm

A question for you lot, if I may.

Are any of you familiar with the procedures and standards attendant on applying for a small business loan?

[identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com 2003-07-15 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Step 1: Go to bank
Step 2: Request to speak with the loan officer
Step 3: Proceed to beg said loan officer profusely until requested loan is given, or security drags you out.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat at as many banks as you can get to.