This is the BBC.

[docwebster]

After the news there'll be a talk on Early Christian Plastic Knees and the first broadcast of a piece of knotted string. If you would like a piece of knotted string, send three rust-proof shillings to "Honest" Wal Greenslade of Weybridge. Ta.

Comments

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Hey! I recognize those knees! They're mine, you cad!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

That voice came from noted amateur dustbin and danger to inseams everywhere, namely Ned Of Wales.