Today's headline

[docwebster]

"Headline - Dyslexic Marines stormed Bloomingdales today, after reports Bed Linen was on the Fourth Floor."

;)

Ah, #callahans. Thou treasure of evvvvvvver so slightly warped humor.

Always remember, folks - dyselxics have more fnu.

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or - as I heard it

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

- it was the Texas Aggies ROTC command, and Neiman Marcus...