[personal profile] docwebster
In case anyone ever had any doubts whatsoever about how foggy I am in the morning, I offer the following:

I'm sitting here, a few minutes agone, doing my morning rounds of Livejournal, email and online comics. I reach for my mug of green tea, and notice it tastes funny. I think to myself, that's the weakest tea I ever tasted.

Note to self: tea generally works better when you put the fucking bag in.

(Sits back and awaits the inevitable spirited reactions)

Date: 2003-09-19 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com
Well done!

i've done similar... whups, that's Polysporin, not toothpaste. Oops, used random's toothbrush (okay, it wasn't morning.. but i was slightly toasted and very tired). Oops, that's lube, not hair gel. Oops, english muffins should be toasted. Oops, don't try to flip cooking bacon in the frying pan.

i'm smrt.

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