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docwebster) wrote2003-09-25 12:39 pm
docwebster) wrote2003-09-25 12:39 pm
Weight loss related funny
I've related this story to a couple people in my previous post, but I thought I'd do so here just for amusement:
We have two exercise bikes, both absolutely wonderful. The one I propose to tell you of is this beast with a whopping great fan arrangement where the front wheel would normally be. It's a mark of the way things have gone to now that the cats have forgotten it's there, and Mozart has never heard the thing in action since it was last used before he got here (the old seat HURT and far more intimate knowledge of my wedding tackle than is likely proper, and a damn sight more painful, but I digress).
I climbed on the thing last night, started peddling (note to self: get new battery for the digital readout thingy), got up to a good speed - and proceeded to watch the cats go absolutely batshit and scatter in all directions.
Why, you might ask?
That thing makes one heck of a ROARRRRRRRRR.
We have two exercise bikes, both absolutely wonderful. The one I propose to tell you of is this beast with a whopping great fan arrangement where the front wheel would normally be. It's a mark of the way things have gone to now that the cats have forgotten it's there, and Mozart has never heard the thing in action since it was last used before he got here (the old seat HURT and far more intimate knowledge of my wedding tackle than is likely proper, and a damn sight more painful, but I digress).
I climbed on the thing last night, started peddling (note to self: get new battery for the digital readout thingy), got up to a good speed - and proceeded to watch the cats go absolutely batshit and scatter in all directions.
Why, you might ask?
That thing makes one heck of a ROARRRRRRRRR.
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*gives you a dirty look when the roaring has stopped*
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