Oh dear.

[docwebster]

I was vacuuming in the living room just now. I had the vacuum hose and power cord in one hand, the vacuum in the other - whereupon I dropped the hose, it bounced, shot straight up shorts legs and committed an indecency upon me.

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[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Kiss kiss to you too, sweets. :)

(Smiley added so you didn't think I was bein' grumpy.)

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

Fear not, my Noble Lord. All is Well.