Oh dear.

[docwebster]

I was vacuuming in the living room just now. I had the vacuum hose and power cord in one hand, the vacuum in the other - whereupon I dropped the hose, it bounced, shot straight up shorts legs and committed an indecency upon me.

Comments

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

Wow! *LOL* Was that an "Ouch" or an "Oooh"?

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

That is the kind of thing that could only happen to you, Doc - or Sailor Jim.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL - that was my exact thought :)

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

. . .

I do not even know what to say.

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

I think it liiiiikes you. ;)

Love you.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

"can you feel anything when i do this?"

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that sucks.

well some one had to say it.

[ladycygnet.livejournal.com]

Way to make me snort coffee!

I hope your equipment is okay.

(I mean the vacuum, of course.)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I so want to make a flirty reply here, but with 'Pool giving me the hairy eyeball like that..

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

It looks like the vacuum wa'ant gettin' any and picked you as a likely target. [GRYN!]

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Kiss kiss to you too, sweets. :)

(Smiley added so you didn't think I was bein' grumpy.)

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

Fear not, my Noble Lord. All is Well.