Oh dear.

[docwebster]

I was vacuuming in the living room just now. I had the vacuum hose and power cord in one hand, the vacuum in the other - whereupon I dropped the hose, it bounced, shot straight up shorts legs and committed an indecency upon me.

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[murphymom.livejournal.com]

That is the kind of thing that could only happen to you, Doc - or Sailor Jim.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL - that was my exact thought :)