Oh dear.

[docwebster]

I was vacuuming in the living room just now. I had the vacuum hose and power cord in one hand, the vacuum in the other - whereupon I dropped the hose, it bounced, shot straight up shorts legs and committed an indecency upon me.

Comments

[ladycygnet.livejournal.com]

Way to make me snort coffee!

I hope your equipment is okay.

(I mean the vacuum, of course.)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I so want to make a flirty reply here, but with 'Pool giving me the hairy eyeball like that..