docwebster | Sort of a spit your coffee across the room TMI moment

.. on So Graham Norton.

He was doing one of his go out into the audience "Stand Up, Sit Down" bits. The question of the night was: "Have you ever had a really humiliating moment during a special occasion?"

He gets to the last lady and she relates the following story.. of which I only remember the basic setup because I was laughing so hard. She had a whole bunch of people she hadn't seen in years at her house, family in attendance, and the family dog had this particular doll he apparently liked to.. erm.. have relations with when he was feeling his oats, so to speak. Well, it seems the doggie was all hunched over and for reasons which were not quite clear, she decided to pick him up and.. well..

The dog.. there's no delicate way to put this.. shot across the dining room table, and I ain't talking doing the hundred yard dash, ya dig.