This happy horsecrap has got to end.

[docwebster]

I haven't gone.. ahem.. solid in several days. The past couple days I've noticed enough blood in the bowl to make it look like I'm having a particularly heavy period. Which would sort of be a neat trick considering I'm very much male.

Therefore it's very obvious the stress of my "real life" situation is having a rather marked physical effect on me. Also therefore two things become immediately obvious: I need to see a doctor and things have got to settle down.

I really don't know what else to say.

Comments

[murrday.livejournal.com]

Sounds like hemorroids - scary, but not deadly. Go to the grocery store and get a bottle of witch hazel. It only costs a couple of dollars, and is well worth it. Fold up some toilet paper, soak it with the witch hazel and place gently over the effected area, and leave it there. It may tingle a little, but it soothes and also reduces bleeding. A friend of mine who's a nurse taught me that and it's one of the best favors anybody ever did me. i have hemorroids and i use it on a daily basis when needed. it makes a positive difference.

And to help things move, eat some dried fruit. Doesn't have to be prunes, any dried fruit will help.