Sweet baby Jesus..

[docwebster]

We just noticed Ranada could just about fit, in her entirety, inside *one* of my pantlegs. I think I'll be throwing myself into an industrial sausage press just now, thanks kindly.

EDIT: Go ahead. Do the "Ranada gets into Doc's pants" jokes. You'll burst something if you don't.

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't it be more fun if it wasn't so literal about Ranada getting into your pants? :)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

It was, this morning. Twice. ;)

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

lucky bugger. :)

[beki.livejournal.com]

I am assuming you are going to start on some sort of diet. Mike has started the South Beach diet on advice of his nutritionist at the diabetic clinic. He has just been on it two weeks, and we dont have a scale, so I dont know how much weight he has lost. He does feel and look better than he has in a while, but that might just be from him actually taking care of himself for a change.

Why wouldnt she want to get in your pants?? I thought that was one of those things couples do, get into each others pants ;)

[kshandra]

_duncan did that to me on my first visit with him. (And thought it was funny. He was lucky I didn't scream and burst into tears - though it was a near thing.)

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

You know some people find large men sexy. *smile* I hear you though - I know some pretty petite people myself. I try not to dwell too much on the possibilities of how well they fit into one leg of clothing of mine... It tends to get me on a negative self image jag...

{{{{{{{{ Hugs }}}}}}}}

Is a 'Ran' in you pants anything like a run in your nylons???

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Is the news slow getting to Australia? Is Ranada your girlfriend?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

We're never really sure. It seems to float between that and roomies that have sex on occasion.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

She is apparently the future Mrs. Doc Webster, but, the future keeps getting further and further away :)