docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2003-11-22 11:05 am

Sweet baby Jesus..

We just noticed Ranada could just about fit, in her entirety, inside *one* of my pantlegs. I think I'll be throwing myself into an industrial sausage press just now, thanks kindly.

EDIT: Go ahead. Do the "Ranada gets into Doc's pants" jokes. You'll burst something if you don't.

[identity profile] damienps.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the news slow getting to Australia? Is Ranada your girlfriend?

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We're never really sure. It seems to float between that and roomies that have sex on occasion.

[identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com 2003-11-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
She is apparently the future Mrs. Doc Webster, but, the future keeps getting further and further away :)