They'll just claim the oil is enhanced with Miracle Ingredient Pu-244, for better engine performance and faster starts during cold weather. :P
(Seriously speaking, most of the oil is hundreds to thousands of feet deep; even a bunker-buster nuke isn't going to do much to the oil, one way or another.)
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(Seriously speaking, most of the oil is hundreds to thousands of feet deep; even a bunker-buster nuke isn't going to do much to the oil, one way or another.)