Oh, sweet mother of mercy..

[docwebster]

I foolishly tuned into Food Network to see their airing of one of the episodes of the exactly two episode run of Iron Chef USA.

I will now go outside and pound my skull into tapioca with very large bricks. guh..

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

How would we tell the difference between your intellect and your skull after you bash it in?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Good point. I obviously need more Guinness.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Too much blood in your alcohol system?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Something like that.