Okay, color me aghast.

[docwebster]

First, some rotten bastards stole Magic Mirror and I also hear (from multiple sources) that the FBI has officially gone stark slavering buggo.

I should ship a case or two of aluminum foil to them. They'll clearly be needing it for their aluminum foil beanies.

Comments

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

1. Wouldn't you love to be the DA who gets to prosecute the guy who mugged Miss Mary Anne? Just make the jury pool is all of the right age group...

2. Sure, and I can carry just as much information in my Palm Pilot, and do web searches with a phone, so of course al-Qaeda is going to run around with Almanacs. They have officially lost it. (I wonder if the FBI knows that the CIA World Factbook is one of the more popular compendiums of lore out there?)

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

We can only hope that the FBI will notice that and spend all their time watching the CIA rather than annoying us commoners.

[at1guy.livejournal.com]

"Oh Ahmed! It looks like the crops will be good this year...and there will be plenty of rain in the midwest!" "And who is this Babe Ruth ? Is it a woman playing american baseball? Imagine a woman holds so many of the records for this game...silly americans!"...

What a hoot. Next thing you know they will be saying we need to watch out for any foreign lotto winners as they may take their winnings and use em to support terror ops!

And as far as the putz(es) that took Miss Mary Ann's mirror...well, there is a special place in hell for them. Come to think of it...wouldn't that make for an interesting Eerie or Creepy comic story? Or Tails From the Crypt. What happens to them after they get home (0r to their hide out)? Then again my mind is in a stranger place then usual (and THAT's saying a lot)