Okay, color me aghast.

[docwebster]

First, some rotten bastards stole Magic Mirror and I also hear (from multiple sources) that the FBI has officially gone stark slavering buggo.

I should ship a case or two of aluminum foil to them. They'll clearly be needing it for their aluminum foil beanies.

Comments

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

1. Wouldn't you love to be the DA who gets to prosecute the guy who mugged Miss Mary Anne? Just make the jury pool is all of the right age group...

2. Sure, and I can carry just as much information in my Palm Pilot, and do web searches with a phone, so of course al-Qaeda is going to run around with Almanacs. They have officially lost it. (I wonder if the FBI knows that the CIA World Factbook is one of the more popular compendiums of lore out there?)

[isomeme.livejournal.com]

We can only hope that the FBI will notice that and spend all their time watching the CIA rather than annoying us commoners.