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docwebsterI'M running for President!
Okay, I realize I don't have a chance in downtown Cleveland of actually getting on ballots - much less winning - but count me in!
(Pat Robertson enters the Oval Office)
"Mr. President, ah gather that yew are a lover of them damn ho-mo-sex-you-wulls."
"I gather you're a colossal jackass with all the wit, charm and self posession of a used condom. Plus, God thinks you're about as bright as Pickett's Charge. Boys, take this man away and have him buggered to death with his own left arm."
Ah, the possibilities.
Okay, I realize I don't have a chance in downtown Cleveland of actually getting on ballots - much less winning - but count me in!
(Pat Robertson enters the Oval Office)
"Mr. President, ah gather that yew are a lover of them damn ho-mo-sex-you-wulls."
"I gather you're a colossal jackass with all the wit, charm and self posession of a used condom. Plus, God thinks you're about as bright as Pickett's Charge. Boys, take this man away and have him buggered to death with his own left arm."
Ah, the possibilities.
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Date: 2004-02-25 04:32 pm (UTC)Pick an ambassadorship, any ambassdorship..
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Date: 2004-02-25 04:48 pm (UTC)Besides, I need to start thinking of my cabinet. I just *might* run next time. Absolutely no joke at all, mind you.
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Date: 2004-02-25 08:10 pm (UTC)Remember when Snoopy actually WON the election in 1968? Then they insisted he couldn't serve just because he was a comic strip dog.
How unfair!
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Date: 2004-02-25 09:53 pm (UTC)Mandatory cursing and nudity after the family hour on all networks!!!
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Date: 2005-02-04 04:46 am (UTC)Yes, I know this comment is nearly a year later, but I can almost guarantee his response would be: "What the hell do you mean AFTER the family hour?"
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Date: 2004-02-26 05:40 am (UTC)ooh ooh.. could i like... be in charge of torturing people?
maybe we could like.. *giggle* reinstate beheadings and/or the drawing and quartering of people in town squares?
that would be fun~!!~ *evil kitty gryn*