Screw it.

[docwebster]

I'M running for President!

Okay, I realize I don't have a chance in downtown Cleveland of actually getting on ballots - much less winning - but count me in!

(Pat Robertson enters the Oval Office)

"Mr. President, ah gather that yew are a lover of them damn ho-mo-sex-you-wulls."

"I gather you're a colossal jackass with all the wit, charm and self posession of a used condom. Plus, God thinks you're about as bright as Pickett's Charge. Boys, take this man away and have him buggered to death with his own left arm."

Ah, the possibilities.

Comments

[batty-starr.livejournal.com]

Just amazing. :D I'd vote for you.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Pick an ambassadorship, any ambassdorship..

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

Should I get my banner ready??

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Sorry... I was distracted for a second by the thought of you wearing that banner and a smile. *cough* Wow. Hee. :)

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

Hahaha....you're crazy :)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Complaints? Hee.

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

Never!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to go work out for a bit and then run a couple errands. I should be back in a couple hours or so.

Besides, I need to start thinking of my cabinet. I just *might* run next time. Absolutely no joke at all, mind you.

[insanegypsy.livejournal.com]

= )

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Can I be the Secretary of Defense?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I had you penned in for Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. :)

[hisbabybear.livejournal.com]

You have my vote! *grin*

[fernblatt.livejournal.com]

hey, count me in!

[femakita.livejournal.com]

GEEP FOR VEEP!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

You read my mind.

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

Heh! It would be a hoot!

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

I'd totally vote for you!!!

[pagawne.livejournal.com]

Doc, if I wasn't sure it would end up being a nonvote for the shrub, I'd write you in.

Remember when Snoopy actually WON the election in 1968? Then they insisted he couldn't serve just because he was a comic strip dog.
How unfair!

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

On the basis of that alone, I'd love to see you get elected... and have Fox cover your term in office in your own Osbourns-style series.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Give Lowell the FCC, maybe?

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

That's the best idea yet...

Mandatory cursing and nudity after the family hour on all networks!!!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

"Mandatory cursing and nudity after the family hour on all networks!!!"

Yes, I know this comment is nearly a year later, but I can almost guarantee his response would be: "What the hell do you mean AFTER the family hour?"

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

"I'm the mother_!@&&in' President Of Darkness.. evil, evil, butt_)!(*@in' evil!"

[kittyvamp.livejournal.com]

i would totally vote for j00!
ooh ooh.. could i like... be in charge of torturing people?
maybe we could like.. *giggle* reinstate beheadings and/or the drawing and quartering of people in town squares?
that would be fun~!!~ *evil kitty gryn*