Screw it.

[docwebster]

I'M running for President!

Okay, I realize I don't have a chance in downtown Cleveland of actually getting on ballots - much less winning - but count me in!

(Pat Robertson enters the Oval Office)

"Mr. President, ah gather that yew are a lover of them damn ho-mo-sex-you-wulls."

"I gather you're a colossal jackass with all the wit, charm and self posession of a used condom. Plus, God thinks you're about as bright as Pickett's Charge. Boys, take this man away and have him buggered to death with his own left arm."

Ah, the possibilities.

Comments

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

On the basis of that alone, I'd love to see you get elected... and have Fox cover your term in office in your own Osbourns-style series.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Give Lowell the FCC, maybe?

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

That's the best idea yet...

Mandatory cursing and nudity after the family hour on all networks!!!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

"Mandatory cursing and nudity after the family hour on all networks!!!"

Yes, I know this comment is nearly a year later, but I can almost guarantee his response would be: "What the hell do you mean AFTER the family hour?"

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

"I'm the mother_!@&&in' President Of Darkness.. evil, evil, butt_)!(*@in' evil!"