OWF*CKINGOWSH*TOW!

[docwebster]

*whimper*

Comments

[christine9600.livejournal.com]

Ho.
Ly.
CRAP.

That's the most awesome news story of the week!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Curse you, Moriarty!!! Your extended single-word giant leather title broke my cardboard-and-string LJ layout!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Fixed, my capitain. Yeehee!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming, resuming with a loud EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYOOWWWW!!! (I knew someone who that happened to once. Poetic justice at the time, because it happened as he and the girlfriend of one of his best friends were getting it on....)

Wow!

[beernotbombs.livejournal.com]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cooter.

Reminds me of a couple "band names that don't exist but should" that I've thought of: "Ampupenis" & "Deranged Pussy and the Missing Fingers".

Cheers!

[bluegal.livejournal.com]

OMFG =:-| *crosses her own legs*

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

This is why you don't buy erection pills from spammers.

Absurdity Abounds!

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooooh! I know who you are. You are the person who does the wonderful Absurd Notions (that I got kshandra and gridlore reading) and Why the Long Face.

Thank you.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

That...is scary as hell.

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

Daaaaammmnn! I mean I like kinky sex as much as the next girl but I think I'd have to safeword on that!

*crosses her legs in sympathy*

[ely-starr.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a penis and my crotch hurts in sympathy...

[at1guy.livejournal.com]

Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Now you wont get my legs uncrossed even with a crowbar for at least the next 5 hours or two bottles of wine...whichever comes first!

[bluegal.livejournal.com]

*runs to the store for two bottles* ;) lol

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

*wince*

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Obviously not enough lube ;-)

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Ummmmmm...

eeeaaaaaggghhhh!

Oh, and Bleaaarrrgghhh, as well...

That'll teach 'em to use napalm as a lubricant.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Can we say "lead story on Freakshow news this weekend", boys and girls?

[ely-starr.livejournal.com]

"...there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

tee-hee....tight bitch...she must have been a Republican....*promptly dives to Hell to save time*

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh

[rubber-shirt.livejournal.com]

"We call it an exploded penis"

Enough medical jargon, could he put it in lay terms?

Re: Ooooooh

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I think lay is pretty much out of the question for the time being! *BWAhahahaha*

[at1guy.livejournal.com]

now that my legs have uncrossed, the second thought which came to mind after reading this post was..."They plump when you cook em"


And yes I freely admit to being a sick puppy.

[qatobo.livejournal.com]

Gee thanks. Like I didn't have enough paranoia about sex in my life.