docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-04-14 03:14 pm

[identity profile] christine9600.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ho.
Ly.
CRAP.

That's the most awesome news story of the week!
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[identity profile] unixronin.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Curse you, Moriarty!!! Your extended single-word giant leather title broke my cardboard-and-string LJ layout!

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Fixed, my capitain. Yeehee!
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[identity profile] unixronin.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming, resuming with a loud EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYOOWWWW!!! (I knew someone who that happened to once. Poetic justice at the time, because it happened as he and the girlfriend of one of his best friends were getting it on....)

Wow!

[identity profile] beernotbombs.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cooter.

Reminds me of a couple "band names that don't exist but should" that I've thought of: "Ampupenis" & "Deranged Pussy and the Missing Fingers".

Cheers!

[identity profile] bluegal.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG =:-| *crosses her own legs*

[identity profile] ceruleanst.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is why you don't buy erection pills from spammers.

Absurdity Abounds!

[identity profile] cymrullewes.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooooooooooh! I know who you are. You are the person who does the wonderful Absurd Notions (that I got [livejournal.com profile] kshandra and [livejournal.com profile] gridlore reading) and Why the Long Face.

Thank you.

[identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
That...is scary as hell.

[identity profile] javagoth.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Daaaaammmnn! I mean I like kinky sex as much as the next girl but I think I'd have to safeword on that!

*crosses her legs in sympathy*

[identity profile] ely-starr.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even have a penis and my crotch hurts in sympathy...

[identity profile] at1guy.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Now you wont get my legs uncrossed even with a crowbar for at least the next 5 hours or two bottles of wine...whichever comes first!

[identity profile] bluegal.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*runs to the store for two bottles* ;) lol

[identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*wince*

[identity profile] hnybny.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously not enough lube ;-)

[identity profile] bludfeast.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummmmmm...

eeeaaaaaggghhhh!

Oh, and Bleaaarrrgghhh, as well...

That'll teach 'em to use napalm as a lubricant.

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we say "lead story on Freakshow news this weekend", boys and girls?

[identity profile] ely-starr.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"...there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

tee-hee....tight bitch...she must have been a Republican....*promptly dives to Hell to save time*

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2004-04-14 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh

[identity profile] rubber-shirt.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"We call it an exploded penis"

Enough medical jargon, could he put it in lay terms?

Re: Ooooooh

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think lay is pretty much out of the question for the time being! *BWAhahahaha*

[identity profile] at1guy.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
now that my legs have uncrossed, the second thought which came to mind after reading this post was..."They plump when you cook em"


And yes I freely admit to being a sick puppy.

[identity profile] qatobo.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee thanks. Like I didn't have enough paranoia about sex in my life.