OWF*CKINGOWSH*TOW!

[docwebster]

*whimper*

Comments

[christine9600.livejournal.com]

Ho.
Ly.
CRAP.

That's the most awesome news story of the week!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Curse you, Moriarty!!! Your extended single-word giant leather title broke my cardboard-and-string LJ layout!

Wow!

[beernotbombs.livejournal.com]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cooter.

Reminds me of a couple "band names that don't exist but should" that I've thought of: "Ampupenis" & "Deranged Pussy and the Missing Fingers".

Cheers!

[bluegal.livejournal.com]

OMFG =:-| *crosses her own legs*

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

This is why you don't buy erection pills from spammers.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

That...is scary as hell.

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

Daaaaammmnn! I mean I like kinky sex as much as the next girl but I think I'd have to safeword on that!

*crosses her legs in sympathy*

[ely-starr.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a penis and my crotch hurts in sympathy...

[at1guy.livejournal.com]

Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Now you wont get my legs uncrossed even with a crowbar for at least the next 5 hours or two bottles of wine...whichever comes first!

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

*wince*

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Obviously not enough lube ;-)

[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

Ummmmmm...

eeeaaaaaggghhhh!

Oh, and Bleaaarrrgghhh, as well...

That'll teach 'em to use napalm as a lubricant.

[ely-starr.livejournal.com]

"...there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

tee-hee....tight bitch...she must have been a Republican....*promptly dives to Hell to save time*

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh

[rubber-shirt.livejournal.com]

"We call it an exploded penis"

Enough medical jargon, could he put it in lay terms?

[at1guy.livejournal.com]

now that my legs have uncrossed, the second thought which came to mind after reading this post was..."They plump when you cook em"


And yes I freely admit to being a sick puppy.

[qatobo.livejournal.com]

Gee thanks. Like I didn't have enough paranoia about sex in my life.