docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2004-07-27 01:10 am

Just to clear things up.

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

::blushes::

[identity profile] weekendwench.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you, sir. I have many many more if you would like to view them...simply ask.

Re: ::blushes::

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to be so honored, dear lady. *bows low*

Re: ::blushes::

[identity profile] weekendwench.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have sent some small few to your email address. Hope you like!
P.S. I have added you as a friend...hope that is not too bold?

Re: ::blushes::

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a bit.