Just to clear things up.

[docwebster]

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

Comments

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Pleaseohplease can I metaquotes this?

[chibicelchan.livejournal.com]

WOO-HOO! A-MEN!

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, greatest quote ever! Hope you don't mind me sharing it with my lj friendlies.

Hi from Oz

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

Odd, today I had the very same thought (except the scrotum part, I don't have one of those).

And hey, anyone who has a Crow T Robot icon must know their politics.

[azurelunatic]

Now I'm hearing that jaunty little song...

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I love you. :D

[levi.livejournal.com]

I saw you in metaquotes. You are my new hero. Can I have your babies?

DAMN YOU!

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

I just cleaned off my keyboard from the last time I shot coffee out my nose from an LJ post...

[drake57.livejournal.com]

You know i get the feeling Bush would vote for Kerry if Dick wasn't in their voting for him.

Doc you have a way with words and a phrase :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/batty_/]

you probably saw this all over your friends list, but i thought it related:

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, but reading your journal gives me the impression that you may be planning on voting for Mr. Kerry. You really should clarify things for those who don't read as carefully as I do. :-)

[beanrua.livejournal.com]

Well, that puts a whole new spin on it for me!!! LOL!

[spin-cycle.livejournal.com]

My feelings exactly. Thanks for the smile!

It's worth being stuck with "Bilbo Baggins" as my earworm for the day.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

yes!

[ivydevice.livejournal.com]

congratulations! you've won "journal entry of the day!"

[merowme.livejournal.com]

Yep, that about sums it up. Thanks for clarifying that. You are now my hero.

[ainabarad.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! That is AWESOME!!! I'm gonna quote you in my journal since I think everyone I know will absolutely love that!!! Hope you don't mind!!! *biggest hugs*

[linnea4.livejournal.com]

awwww.. Doc.. tell us how you really feel. (Feeling very tempted to go req Bilbo on Radio Nosferatu right now... just cause. :) )

Helen

[firefly124.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

Good post. Good icon. Good job.

"I wanna decide who lives and who dies."

[darkknightradic.livejournal.com]

"The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy

I'm actually downloading this via a P2P network. Funny stuff!

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

tell us how you really feel

Huh.

[demorsos.livejournal.com]

What a day...I think you might have given new life to our shotty opinion polls. Crickey! I think I will qute this, if the muse descend...

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Okay. I have to ask: Leonard Nimoy as in 'Mr. Spock'? 'Cause, if so, that's just... wrong.

'Satisfaction' is just as bad.

[margaret-yakoda.livejournal.com]

So.. Ummm... You're NOT voting for Bush, is that right?