2005-10-12
Radio Nose Ferret - Clearly, mayhem is needed
In the name of Joshua Abraham Norton, Emperor of these United States and protector of Mexico, I do hereby proclaim this weekend and subsequent weekends for the month of October to be a memorial to his most regal self and his spiritual descendant, one Edward D. Wood, Junior.
I urge you to join me in these celebratory festivities this weekend, for as much as to celebrate the life and works of these worthies.
Hail Discordia and PRAISE BOB!
I urge you to join me in these celebratory festivities this weekend, for as much as to celebrate the life and works of these worthies.
Hail Discordia and PRAISE BOB!
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Note to TV Guide on your new format: It sucks great big sweaty hairy donkey testicles.
Here's another note: If I wanted to read People magazine or that bastion of journalistic integrity the Star, I'd have subscribed to them, you mindless assholes. I subcribe to TV Guide for program listings and what used to be informative articles, not to have to leaf the sixty plus _!)*@& pages before I get to even one _+!)*@@#& program listing, and that a pale imitation of what used to be!
When I say pale, I mean pale. It's all pastels and light, frothy little tones now. !_)@*#^^^ that for a lark, and to the people responsible for this leap of marketing logic I'd remind you of the last time a beloved company tried to change their taste and formula: New Coke.
Swivel on it, !@*#&&&lips!
Here's another note: If I wanted to read People magazine or that bastion of journalistic integrity the Star, I'd have subscribed to them, you mindless assholes. I subcribe to TV Guide for program listings and what used to be informative articles, not to have to leaf the sixty plus _!)*@& pages before I get to even one _+!)*@@#& program listing, and that a pale imitation of what used to be!
When I say pale, I mean pale. It's all pastels and light, frothy little tones now. !_)@*#^^^ that for a lark, and to the people responsible for this leap of marketing logic I'd remind you of the last time a beloved company tried to change their taste and formula: New Coke.
Swivel on it, !@*#&&&lips!