How 'bout a little animal poo with your morning coffee?

From darksideofebay, we give you moose poop earrings, and from Germany via Ananova, we give you dog poo cement!. Enjoy that coffee!

Maybe it's just me, but..

Can somebody please slap the "Mythbusters"? I just do not like the cocky "See how stupid you are for thinking this stuff actually works? Loser." attitude they seem to project. Note I said "seem". I acknowledge I've had four hours of sleep and been taking care of a sick Herself all day so my perceptions might not be exactly what one might call particularly acute just now.