Oct. 12th, 2005

In the name of Joshua Abraham Norton, Emperor of these United States and protector of Mexico, I do hereby proclaim this weekend and subsequent weekends for the month of October to be a memorial to his most regal self and his spiritual descendant, one Edward D. Wood, Junior.

I urge you to join me in these celebratory festivities this weekend, for as much as to celebrate the life and works of these worthies.

Hail Discordia and PRAISE BOB!
Note to TV Guide on your new format: It sucks great big sweaty hairy donkey testicles.

Here's another note: If I wanted to read People magazine or that bastion of journalistic integrity the Star, I'd have subscribed to them, you mindless assholes. I subcribe to TV Guide for program listings and what used to be informative articles, not to have to leaf the sixty plus _!)*@& pages before I get to even one _+!)*@@#& program listing, and that a pale imitation of what used to be!

When I say pale, I mean pale. It's all pastels and light, frothy little tones now. !_)@*#^^^ that for a lark, and to the people responsible for this leap of marketing logic I'd remind you of the last time a beloved company tried to change their taste and formula: New Coke.

Swivel on it, !@*#&&&lips!

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