Note to TV Guide on your new format: It sucks great big sweaty hairy donkey testicles.
Here's another note: If I wanted to read People magazine or that bastion of journalistic integrity the Star, I'd have subscribed to them, you mindless assholes. I subcribe to TV Guide for program listings and what used to be informative articles, not to have to leaf the sixty plus _!)*@& pages before I get to even one _+!)*@@#& program listing, and that a pale imitation of what used to be!
When I say pale, I mean pale. It's all pastels and light, frothy little tones now. !_)@*#^^^ that for a lark, and to the people responsible for this leap of marketing logic I'd remind you of the last time a beloved company tried to change their taste and formula: New Coke.
Swivel on it, !@*#&&&lips!