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Iron Penis!

Excuse me.. I need to go place an ice pack on my groin in sympathy.

Date: 2004-10-06 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkisst.livejournal.com
From the last line of the article:

For this type of training you must have a teacher, otherwise you might get hurt.

DUHHHHHH!!! ;-D

As painful as it sounds... it might be interesting to find out if it really does help make sex even better! ;-D Heheheheheheeee

Hehehehe

Date: 2004-10-06 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkisst.livejournal.com
You know it! :-D

Date: 2004-10-06 01:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com
I don't think I care if it does. It isn't worth it!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkisst.livejournal.com
I wouldn't ask My Husband to try it...

Just as a girl... the thought of a man with a well trained iron penis is kind of intriguing! ;-D

Date: 2004-10-06 04:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com
Uh-huh, right, and this is man capable of splitting a coconut and smashing bricks with it...
Think about that for a moment.

Human tissue is a lot easier to tear.

Yeek!

Date: 2004-10-06 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sailorjim.livejournal.com
That is .. sooooooooo wrong!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stypica.livejournal.com
that's twice in 3 years they used the same article - i didn't realize they recycled them that much:/ Bad kungfumagazine!

Date: 2004-10-06 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madsqueeble.livejournal.com
Yay for the Shaolin Marrow Cleansing Classic. Apparently he has students in Malaysia - cripes! Scary, scary thought.

>Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool.

Ladies, should you be courting a man who thinks that walloping his wang with a steel tonfa is FUN? (Well, at least you know playing a little rough won't hurt.)

>Surprisingly, women can actually practice Jiu Yang Shen Gong too. Female students can train by inserting a special ping pong-like ball in their vagina. This ball is attached to a rod, and then hung with heavy weights just like a man's penis.

(Or you could just do Kugels if you don't want to end up hauling trucks with your sensitive bits.)

Date: 2004-10-06 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peachestavern.livejournal.com
I don't own a penis and mine is hurting. Thanks, but I don't think so.

Interesting...

Date: 2004-10-07 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qatobo.livejournal.com
I'm thinking it would be worth some study. Although I keep getting the bad thought of the Shaw Brothers having hired Ron Jeremy.


I know not this technique. I will find teacher, and become master of all I survey. HAAAHAHHAHAHAA!

Date: 2004-10-10 03:11 pm (UTC)
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