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Iron Penis!

Excuse me.. I need to go place an ice pack on my groin in sympathy.

Date: 2004-10-06 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madsqueeble.livejournal.com
Yay for the Shaolin Marrow Cleansing Classic. Apparently he has students in Malaysia - cripes! Scary, scary thought.

>Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool.

Ladies, should you be courting a man who thinks that walloping his wang with a steel tonfa is FUN? (Well, at least you know playing a little rough won't hurt.)

>Surprisingly, women can actually practice Jiu Yang Shen Gong too. Female students can train by inserting a special ping pong-like ball in their vagina. This ball is attached to a rod, and then hung with heavy weights just like a man's penis.

(Or you could just do Kugels if you don't want to end up hauling trucks with your sensitive bits.)

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