*cough*hack*choke*

[docwebster]

Thus was my reaction while.. uh.. coming across this entry on Linkfilter (or wherever it was..) while eating pizza.

Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

It weighs fifteen pounds and is two feet long, apparently.

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[bludfeast.livejournal.com]

"...and his penises are both 6 lbs each!"

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

There's just no damn justice. Can you imagine the Freak Show episode that would have ensued if this headline had been around?