I just thought this needed to be said.

[docwebster]

Carrot Top must die.

Now, the only question that remains is how to accomplish this. So, what I need from you folks is how this might best be accomplished. The method should be ideally be humiliating, violent, and did I mention humiliating?

So get cracking, folks.

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Plan 001

[jakestone.livejournal.com]

Simple plan, Herr Doctor.

1. Surgically install a radio transponder inside him.
2. Tap into all the security cameras of the world, and whenever he nears one, whether it be in London, or the local ATM, his image is transmitted on TV.
3. Tell the Girl Scouts that if he doesn't buy a box of cookies from them, they have to throw a rock at him repeatedly until they hit him once. They won't get a badge or ribbon or whatever self-esteem boosters they get get unless they succeed with one or the other.
4. Watch and wait.

That should meet all the criteria.