I just thought this needed to be said.

[docwebster]

Carrot Top must die.

Now, the only question that remains is how to accomplish this. So, what I need from you folks is how this might best be accomplished. The method should be ideally be humiliating, violent, and did I mention humiliating?

So get cracking, folks.

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Reality TV at it's finest...

[duluoz.livejournal.com]

Comedian Bill Hicks already thought of the perfect solution ten years ago:

Good evening! I'm very excited to be here tonight! I just got some great news today. I finally got my own show on TV coming out this fall as a replacement series.

(The audience applauds)

Don't worry, it's not a talk show.

(The audience laughs)

Thank God! It's a half-hour weekly show that I will host, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus."

(The audience bursts into laughter and applause)

I think it's fairly self-explanatory: Each week we let the Hounds of Hell loose and chase that jar-head, no-talent, cracker idiot all over the globe 'til I finally catch that fruity little pony tail of his, pull him to his Chippendale knees, and put a gun in his mouth -- Pow!

(The audience is applauding and laughing throughout this run)

Then we'll be back in '94 with "Let's Hunt and Kill Michael Bolton."

(The audience laughs and applauds)

Yeah, so you can see, with guests like this, our run will be fairly limitless.

(The audience laughs)

And we're kicking the whole series off with our M.C. Hammer/Vanilla Ice/Marky Mark Christmas Special.

(The audience whoops and applauds)

And I don't want to give away any surprises, but the first one we hunt and kill on that show is Marky Mark...

(Audience cheers)

... because his unbuttoned pants kept falling around his ankles, and he couldn't run away.

(Bill mimes a hobbling Marky Mark. The audience laughs)

Yeah, I get to crossbow him right in the abs! It's a beautiful thing. Bring the whole family. Tape it! It's definitely a show for the nineties.

(The audience applauds)