Just for the record?

[docwebster]

I don't give a shit if Han shot first or not.

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[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

That's what they WANT you to think, man! There were *multiple shooters*, including Zuckuss on the grassy knoll, and the CIA operative Wuher was behind the bar at the time. Han and Lee Harvey Oswald were just pawns in a larger game run by the KGB, Jabba the Hut, and the Wookiee Liberation Front.

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[triadruid.livejournal.com]

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