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docwebster) wrote2005-04-05 11:39 pm
docwebster) wrote2005-04-05 11:39 pm
My personal philosophy.. if I were a cow, anyway.
Feel free to weigh in on this, folks.
The Philosophy Of Cows
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When in doubt, shit.
A foolish cow chews his cud while the farmer approaches. A wise cow kicks him in the nuts and runs like hell.
See the lovely hay. Doesn't it smell wonderful? WHOA, baby.. that's shome funny hay.. hee hee.. wheeee! Anybody got a Twinkie?
"Cow green was my valley? Naaaaah." - Hawkeye Pierce
"God is dead." - Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead." - God
"Moo." - Cow
Who the hell drinks 1/2 percent milk, anyway? Why not just drink water with library paste thrown in? You'll get the same effect.
Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. Cows just sort of stand there, chew cud, shit all over the place and look at you like you're a fucking moron when you try to get them to eat a handful of weeds.
Appadappadingdangdong.
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I'll probably be adding to this deathless philosophical treatise over time, but feel free to add your own in reply to this entry.
The Philosophy Of Cows
----------------------
When in doubt, shit.
A foolish cow chews his cud while the farmer approaches. A wise cow kicks him in the nuts and runs like hell.
See the lovely hay. Doesn't it smell wonderful? WHOA, baby.. that's shome funny hay.. hee hee.. wheeee! Anybody got a Twinkie?
"Cow green was my valley? Naaaaah." - Hawkeye Pierce
"God is dead." - Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead." - God
"Moo." - Cow
Who the hell drinks 1/2 percent milk, anyway? Why not just drink water with library paste thrown in? You'll get the same effect.
Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. Cows just sort of stand there, chew cud, shit all over the place and look at you like you're a fucking moron when you try to get them to eat a handful of weeds.
Appadappadingdangdong.
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I'll probably be adding to this deathless philosophical treatise over time, but feel free to add your own in reply to this entry.
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Thanklessly offering their lives to alien eviscerations for years.
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