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The Philosophy Of Cows
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When in doubt, shit.
A foolish cow chews his cud while the farmer approaches. A wise cow kicks him in the nuts and runs like hell.
See the lovely hay. Doesn't it smell wonderful? WHOA, baby.. that's shome funny hay.. hee hee.. wheeee! Anybody got a Twinkie?
"Cow green was my valley? Naaaaah." - Hawkeye Pierce
"God is dead." - Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead." - God
"Moo." - Cow
Who the hell drinks 1/2 percent milk, anyway? Why not just drink water with library paste thrown in? You'll get the same effect.
Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. Cows just sort of stand there, chew cud, shit all over the place and look at you like you're a fucking moron when you try to get them to eat a handful of weeds.
Appadappadingdangdong.
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I'll probably be adding to this deathless philosophical treatise over time, but feel free to add your own in reply to this entry.
The Philosophy Of Cows
----------------------
When in doubt, shit.
A foolish cow chews his cud while the farmer approaches. A wise cow kicks him in the nuts and runs like hell.
See the lovely hay. Doesn't it smell wonderful? WHOA, baby.. that's shome funny hay.. hee hee.. wheeee! Anybody got a Twinkie?
"Cow green was my valley? Naaaaah." - Hawkeye Pierce
"God is dead." - Nietzche
"Nietzche is dead." - God
"Moo." - Cow
Who the hell drinks 1/2 percent milk, anyway? Why not just drink water with library paste thrown in? You'll get the same effect.
Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. Cows just sort of stand there, chew cud, shit all over the place and look at you like you're a fucking moron when you try to get them to eat a handful of weeds.
Appadappadingdangdong.
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I'll probably be adding to this deathless philosophical treatise over time, but feel free to add your own in reply to this entry.
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Date: 2005-04-06 05:42 am (UTC)Kung Fool Proverb
Date: 2005-04-06 06:19 am (UTC)Son: Moo, daddy! Moo!
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:28 am (UTC)*ducks*
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:29 am (UTC)me and some mates rekon that 'moo' is like the word 'fuck', one of the most flexible and useful words.
Use it everyday, in anyway u can...
Moo!
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Date: 2005-04-06 10:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 02:14 pm (UTC)Fences are just a good puzzle for cows. The goal is to escape. The biggest pay off is finding a window open in the human's house (preferably the bedroom). There's nothing like the reaction of a human when they come face to face with an unexpected cow in their home.
Don't ever tell me that cows don't think stuff is funny!
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Date: 2005-04-06 03:26 pm (UTC)(CowsAreOne)
< g, d, &r >
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Date: 2005-04-06 04:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 09:39 pm (UTC)Thanklessly offering their lives to alien eviscerations for years.
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Date: 2005-04-07 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-06 09:45 pm (UTC)Moobi-Wan: [influencing the stormtrooper's mind] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Moobi-Wan: These aren't the cows you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the cows we're looking for.
Moobi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Moobi-Wan: Moooooooooove along.
Stormtrooper: Moooooooooove along... moooooooooove along.
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Date: 2005-04-07 05:15 am (UTC)Say, would you mind if we link to this from
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Date: 2005-04-07 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 05:45 am (UTC)Beefmaster Cattle
Top genetics, bulls, semen, show heifers, embryo's, replacement cows
Just what we all need. Semen and replacement cows. Exactly what denotes a replacement cow anyway? Does it make replacement milk? Wait -- that would be soy.
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Date: 2005-04-07 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
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