Ahem.

Apr. 21st, 2005 03:42 pm
[personal profile] docwebster
Bill O'Reilly is a miserable low-life egg-sucking pondscum fool who needs to be beaten with very large whips in a non-fun way.

Discuss.

(What brought this on, you may ask? Why, Brutha Bill apparently said today that we can't have gays marrying because then bisexuals will want to marry! I'm looking for a transcript just to make sure, but hey.)

What a fucking fool.

Date: 2005-04-21 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
Um, lots of bisexuals are already married. He's kinda slow. :)

Date: 2005-04-21 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hanksterz.livejournal.com
Exactly what I was going to say.

Date: 2005-04-22 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nsingman.livejournal.com
Lots of gays are, too. He's even slower. :-)

Date: 2005-04-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jilesa.livejournal.com
I'm afraid that being bisexual doesn't prevent anyone from getting married, and I should know. I am bisexual and I did get married (and divorced, but that's another story).

I won't argue with your general assessment of Mr. O'Reilly's low-livelihood, egg-suckingness, or pondscumminess, but I personally think the paraphrased statement demonstrates ignorance as much as as it does maliciousness.

Date: 2005-04-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estaratshirai.livejournal.com
News flash for Bill: bisexuals DO marry. Come have lunch with us sometime. Ya moron.

Date: 2005-04-21 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com
You mean you serve hot dogs and tacos in the same meal!?

Date: 2005-04-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com
Exactly!!!

Date: 2005-04-21 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com
Wait... DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF???

NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR STRAIGHTS!

Date: 2005-04-21 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittenpants.livejournal.com
My GOD man! If you let gay people have rights, soon everyone will want them!

Date: 2005-04-21 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com
Wasn't there a guy that already married a tv? So a tv doesn't ruin someone's definition of marriage?

Date: 2005-04-21 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadesong.livejournal.com
You mean I'm his worst nightmare?

Date: 2005-04-21 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com
Or hes sour because he didn't get to go to his female friends bachelorette party.

Date: 2005-04-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com
IF he can't have any fun, why should any other bisexual?

Date: 2005-04-21 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
No, I am.

Liberal, and a trained fighter.

Date: 2005-04-21 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadesong.livejournal.com
Me too!

Well, not trained, so much. But I fight dirty, 'cause I'm small.

Date: 2005-04-21 10:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] unixronin.livejournal.com
When you're fighting for life, only a fool doesn't fight dirty. It's not about meticulously following the Queensbury Rules and emerging with your honor unsoiled and your reputation unbesmirched, it's about being the one still standing when it's over.

Date: 2005-04-25 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadesong.livejournal.com
Very true. :)

Date: 2005-04-21 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screamingshiva.livejournal.com
married and divorced... would be nice to be able to marry more than one person as I am bisexual and polyamorous... not that I ever want to get married again at the present time.,.. but having the poly marriage option would be nice... and that brings up a whole other issue that most people wont touch.

Date: 2005-04-21 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hanksterz.livejournal.com
Didn't Mae West once say something to the effect of "Marriage is a fine institution. I just don't feel like getting insitutionalized."

Date: 2005-04-21 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com
Being bisexual didn't stop my husband and I from getting married.

SO FUCK OFF, BILL!

Date: 2005-04-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com
*note: of course, he and I are BOTH bi, so that's just SICK, innit?

Date: 2005-04-21 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
Be checking your mailbox in about a week to ten days. Just sayin'.

*whistles innocently*

Date: 2005-04-21 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yobadself.livejournal.com
No way! *shocked* To the Tigard addy, right? :D

*pretends to have no clue as to what's going on*

Date: 2005-04-21 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimisoliel.livejournal.com
geesh... He's not even human enough to be called curdled smegma.


lol

Date: 2005-04-22 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electramyst.livejournal.com
bisexuals are already married...apprently he hasen't renewed his monthly subscription to swingers monthly.

Date: 2005-04-22 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com
Lol...I'll give a full discount on that service babe. ;)

Date: 2005-04-22 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com
I knew I could count on you. Heh.

Date: 2005-04-22 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com
Just imagine what kind of quivering mass would be left of him once I was finished. ;)
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