Ahem.

[docwebster]

Bill O'Reilly is a miserable low-life egg-sucking pondscum fool who needs to be beaten with very large whips in a non-fun way.

Discuss.

(What brought this on, you may ask? Why, Brutha Bill apparently said today that we can't have gays marrying because then bisexuals will want to marry! I'm looking for a transcript just to make sure, but hey.)

What a fucking fool.

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Um, lots of bisexuals are already married. He's kinda slow. :)

[hanksterz.livejournal.com]

Exactly what I was going to say.

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

Lots of gays are, too. He's even slower. :-)

[jilesa.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that being bisexual doesn't prevent anyone from getting married, and I should know. I am bisexual and I did get married (and divorced, but that's another story).

I won't argue with your general assessment of Mr. O'Reilly's low-livelihood, egg-suckingness, or pondscumminess, but I personally think the paraphrased statement demonstrates ignorance as much as as it does maliciousness.

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

News flash for Bill: bisexuals DO marry. Come have lunch with us sometime. Ya moron.

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

You mean you serve hot dogs and tacos in the same meal!?

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Exactly!!!

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

Wait... DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF???

NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR STRAIGHTS!

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

My GOD man! If you let gay people have rights, soon everyone will want them!

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a guy that already married a tv? So a tv doesn't ruin someone's definition of marriage?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You mean I'm his worst nightmare?

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

Or hes sour because he didn't get to go to his female friends bachelorette party.

[pceflwrgrl.livejournal.com]

IF he can't have any fun, why should any other bisexual?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

No, I am.

Liberal, and a trained fighter.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Me too!

Well, not trained, so much. But I fight dirty, 'cause I'm small.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

When you're fighting for life, only a fool doesn't fight dirty. It's not about meticulously following the Queensbury Rules and emerging with your honor unsoiled and your reputation unbesmirched, it's about being the one still standing when it's over.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Very true. :)

[screamingshiva.livejournal.com]

married and divorced... would be nice to be able to marry more than one person as I am bisexual and polyamorous... not that I ever want to get married again at the present time.,.. but having the poly marriage option would be nice... and that brings up a whole other issue that most people wont touch.

[hanksterz.livejournal.com]

Didn't Mae West once say something to the effect of "Marriage is a fine institution. I just don't feel like getting insitutionalized."

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Being bisexual didn't stop my husband and I from getting married.

SO FUCK OFF, BILL!

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

*note: of course, he and I are BOTH bi, so that's just SICK, innit?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Be checking your mailbox in about a week to ten days. Just sayin'.

*whistles innocently*

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

No way! *shocked* To the Tigard addy, right? :D

*pretends to have no clue as to what's going on*

[mimisoliel.livejournal.com]

geesh... He's not even human enough to be called curdled smegma.


lol

[electramyst.livejournal.com]

bisexuals are already married...apprently he hasen't renewed his monthly subscription to swingers monthly.

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

Lol...I'll give a full discount on that service babe. ;)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you. Heh.

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

Just imagine what kind of quivering mass would be left of him once I was finished. ;)